The Winds & Sands of Time
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Before you enter the Winds & Sands of Time, please read the following
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may void your warrantee!
My Promises to You, the Visitor:
- You will not find the word "cool" used on this site.
- You will not find spurious allusions to surfing on this site.
- You will not find the word "cyber" used on this site without reasonable justification.
- You will not find any visitor counters on any of my pages.
- You will not find any links on this site to Yahoo, Lycos, Netscape, Alta Vista, Microsoft, Penthouse, or any other place that you have already visited countless times.
- You will not find corporate logos spattered about, nor worn like merit badges.
- This site was designed using Netscape 2.0x specific tags.
I've received enough complains that I've tried to remedy the situation...
but the frameless version is somewhat lacking. Sorry!
- This site contains no useful information.
- This site has lots of graphics, many of which are NOT optimized to
- This site has lots of loud backgrounds that make it hard to read
the text, ala Wired Magazine (or worse).
- This site may contain material considered offensive to some viewers.
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of a parent or guardian.
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- This site is provided "as is" without warrantee of any kind,
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the creator of this site, the
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subcontractors thereto, the employers and employees of the aforementioned
entities and/or contactors or subcontractors thereto, financial backers and/or
employers of said individuals,
the telephone company, William Jefferson Clinton, or the inmates of the
Sunnyside Asylum. In no event will any
of the aforementioned entities be liable to you for any consequential or
incidental damages, including any lost profits or lost savings, or any claim
by any party, even if said parties have notified anyone whatsoever of the
possibility of such damages in any way, shape, form, or manifestation, on this
or any other plane of existence, in this or any other timespace continuum,
regardless of the quality or lack thereof of the vacuum, luminiferous
ether, ethernet, or those funny little ten-base-T connectors that you always
find sitting around in offices by the workstations. YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU
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SUPERSEDES ANY PRIOR AGREEMENT, ORAL OR WRITTEN, AND ANY OTHER COMMUNICATIONS
BETWEEN SAID PARTIES AND YOU RELATING TO THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THIS AGREEMENT,
AND THAT YOUR OBLIGATIONS UNDER THIS AGREEMENT SHALL INURE TO THE BENEFIT OF
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PARTY AND SUMMARILY NOTARIZED BY GOD OR THE PROPHET ISAIAH.