I don’t want to use biometrics on my phone. There are a lot of reasons, most of them not very good for a nobody like me. Still, I like reading about OPSEC and thinking about it.

Biometrics are not revocable like a code. That may seem like a strange concern, but if, say, your fingerprint gets reproduced on the internet, there’s no way to prevent its abuse. People have 3D-printed fingers in gelatin with a captured image and gotten past phone fingerprint sensors. Many years ago when I was in the aerospace industry, we’d joke about the Russians “borrowing” your head if they wanted to get through the retina scanner at a secure facility. Again, do I have this kind of security requirements? No, but I still don’t want to use biometrics.

For the longest time, I couldn’t find the way to get Apple to honor my preference. I get a daily pop-up telling me to “finish setting up your phone.” Naturally, it pops up when I’m in the middle of a phone call and trying to do something with my calendar or something, and it gets in the way. Furthermore, it’s disrespectful. I don’t want to set up Face ID. Stop bugging me, Apple!

I used to be able to click into Preferences > Finish Setting Up Your iPhone and clicking the “Set up later…” button on each feature I didn’t want. Now there’s only an “Enable” feature. But it turns out that you can click the “Enable” and then “Cancel” when it asks for your passcode. This stops the nagging.

Apple has always thought they know best how you should be using their products. I’m finding it increasingly annoying. Why should each update turn on Apple Intelligence? I don’t want “AI” just as much as I don’t want biometrics.

I don’t want to go full Luddite, but maybe it’s time for me to start thinking more along the lines of a dumber phone.

I needed to change my iPhone lock screen image. With no further aesthetic commentary, here are three Retina-ready, iPhone 5-sized images you can use. They’ll also work on non-Retina or lower-resolution iPhone screens, you’ll just have to select a portion of the image (or scale it down). If you don’t know how to install Wallpaper images on your iPhone, the first page I Googled gave a pretty good step-by-step.

(Click on the thumbnail to see the full-size versions; right-click to download them)

Enjoy!

Using Xcode and Interface Builder is like a bizarre, retro-futuristic dream, where Code Warrior for Palm OS has somehow evolved into the interface for the Great New Empire.