Overheard
Coffee shop, West Los Angeles.
Angry Guy: You can’t pass a law to take away people’s guns and claim it’s to make things safer. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
Other Angry Guy: Yes, that’s why we’re passing a law to only take away the bad guys’ guns.
AG: How do you know who the bad guys are? It’s not that simple!
OAG: Exactly! So let’s discuss the topic like adults, and drop the kindergartener’s vocabulary of good guys and bad guys.
AG: Don’t insult me, you arrogant son of a bitch!
OAG: Then raise the fucking discourse to an adult level.
AG: I’m not going to sit here and argue with a goddamn communist!
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