Really. I’m paying complete attention. Why do you ask?
No, I was not yawning.
If I have to explain that I’m a ninja kitteh and that was an invisible hamburger, we’re never going to get anywhere. Now, what was it you were saying?
It always bugged me that the Imperial Stormtroopers in Mos Eisley just took Kenobi’s word at the checkpoint. No, I mean, I get the bit about the Force clouding minds and all. But surely even the Force is not enough to cloud any self-respecting Stormtrooper’s comprehension that an Artoo unit may be a robot, but is certainly not a fucking ‘droid at all!
Anyway, I present without further comment a design suitable for T-Shirts:
Coffee shop, West Los Angeles.
Angry Guy: You can’t pass a law to take away people’s guns and claim it’s to make things safer. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
Other Angry Guy: Yes, that’s why we’re passing a law to only take away the bad guys’ guns.
AG: How do you know who the bad guys are? It’s not that simple!
OAG: Exactly! So let’s discuss the topic like adults, and drop the kindergartener’s vocabulary of good guys and bad guys.
AG: Don’t insult me, you arrogant son of a bitch!
OAG: Then raise the fucking discourse to an adult level.
AG: I’m not going to sit here and argue with a goddamn communist!
We had a Hack o’ Lantern this year, who responded to tweets, tweeted jokes, and “accidentally” revealed it’s plans for world domination.
Pure pumpkin cyber evil
For the World Domination Plan, I needed some artwork, which I hereby inflict upon the world.
They’re remixes. Tux is courtesy of Larry Ewing, Simon Budig, and Anja Gerwinski.
I received a mysterious email, in Chinese, at an account that’s not generally known nor guessable by bots. Not reading nor speaking Chinese, I had to rely on Google Translate.
I don’t know why, but someone in China is evidently sending me avant-garde poetry:
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